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Comments on Rita, this is mom: Facebook comments are the worst
This is hilarious. Please tell me you left that one up un-edited!
OMFG that is funny! Also, Rita, your mom and my mom could totally be besties.
Ariel, this is not your mom. I approve of this message.
Facebook comments aren’t the worst. Moms on Facebook are the worst.
Moms on Facebook are fine. Facebook users who don’t know understand their privacy settings are the problem. Or rather, one of just many problems.
Jeez, Sarah Brown. Stop being so fucking ignorant. You’re corrupting people’s children with your goddamn no-no words. FOR SHAME!
The best part is that Sarah Brown didn’t even write the post I linked to! I found it via her, and I was trying to give her credit.
I’m so confused by this. But I do like comments on posts that ask for the post to be removed from their facebook.
Now Rita’s mom will NEVER let me sleep over again!
I AM CRYING LAUGHING
Oh Rita’s Mom – you are hilarious!
Aww…lmao. My mom used to get on me about cursing on Facebook but I think she’s given up. lol
My mom used to read my stuff through my Dad’s facebook, or reading over her sister’s shoulder. Once I called home and my dad said my mother was reprimanding me for swearing (contextually I might add) on FB, so I told her she could get her onw facebook and comment on it there. Haven’t heard a word about it since!
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This is hilarious. Please tell me you left that one up un-edited!
OMFG that is funny! Also, Rita, your mom and my mom could totally be besties.
Ariel, this is not your mom. I approve of this message.
Facebook comments aren’t the worst. Moms on Facebook are the worst.
Moms on Facebook are fine. Facebook users who don’t know understand their privacy settings are the problem. Or rather, one of just many problems.
Jeez, Sarah Brown. Stop being so fucking ignorant. You’re corrupting people’s children with your goddamn no-no words. FOR SHAME!
The best part is that Sarah Brown didn’t even write the post I linked to! I found it via her, and I was trying to give her credit.
I’m so confused by this. But I do like comments on posts that ask for the post to be removed from their facebook.
Now Rita’s mom will NEVER let me sleep over again!
I AM CRYING LAUGHING
Oh Rita’s Mom – you are hilarious!
Aww…lmao. My mom used to get on me about cursing on Facebook but I think she’s given up. lol
My mom used to read my stuff through my Dad’s facebook, or reading over her sister’s shoulder. Once I called home and my dad said my mother was reprimanding me for swearing (contextually I might add) on FB, so I told her she could get her onw facebook and comment on it there. Haven’t heard a word about it since!