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Meet our new sysadmin, Travis Zajkowski!

Friends, for the first time ever, we have a gentleman on the staff. Some of you may remember Travis — he of the whiskey bucket? He worked for our longtime webhost for many many years. Over the years of working on our server (first in small capacities, and then staying all night to help us with epic downtimes) Travis basically made himself completely indispensable.

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On getting hit by a bus, and wincing sausage factories

Last week after I returned home from the first leg of my Lovesick Expo travel, I was rushed to the ER and ended up having emergency abdominal surgery. I was in the hospital for a week, and am looking at another four weeks of recovery. This is seriously fucked up… but you know what's amazing? The fact that the team of people who I work with at the Offbeat Empire is so amazing that even when I get hit by a metaphorical bus, the sausage factory barely even winced.

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Farewell, working from home

After five years of working from home, I am SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING STUCK IN MY HOUSE. That's why I'm so excited to be exporting my work brain to a place occupied by adults. Starting last week, I've got a full-time desk at the new coworking space upstairs/behind Ada's Technical Books.

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Meet Offbeat Bride's new Assistant Editor: Chris Wolfgang!

Have you noticed a new name on Offbeat Bride over this past month? Perhaps you thought to yourself, "Oh, that's interesting… who's this person producing the wedding porn posts I so enjoy basking in each morning"? Well, those posts have been written by none-other-than Offbeat Bride's newest Assistant Editor, Chris Wolfgang! Chris joins a staff full of people with names like Catherine, Caroline, and Kirsten, so to avoid my head collapsing, I just call her by her bad-ass last name: WOLFGANG.

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The HOW TO post Catherine should totally write

I use a WordPress plugin called Edit Flow to help manage the Empire's editorial processes, and one of the many awesome things it does is emails me a notification when an editor creates a draft here on offbeatempire.com.

A few minutes ago, I got this email:
[Offbeat Empire] New Post Created: "How to"

How to WHAT, you might ask? HOW TO EVERYTHING.