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  11 Comments October 24, 2011

I'm the asshole without contact info on my business cards

I recently ordered a fresh batch of business cards, and when I handed one to a friend/colleague, he quipped, "Oh, you're one of THOSE assholes — you don't have any contact information on your card!"

He's right, of course. My card has my name, title, and publication names … and that's it. No email. No phone. Not even the URLs of the websites I run. Here's why:

Hey there! Welcome to the Offbeat Empire

Offbeat Empire LLC is a niche publisher of awesome wedding and lifestyle websites. We have about a million monthly readers.



About Offbeat Empire LLC

The Offbeat Empire is a Seattle-based digital publishing company catered to nontraditional types working their way through the traditional passages of life. We want to help our 650k monthly readers find ways to express their truest, most authentic, badass selves.

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