Favorite comments: the second most magical place on earth, poop, and MORE #Noteworthy comments#favorite comments June 6 2014 | Ariel arielmstallings From left to right: Wolfgang, Caroline, Ariel, and Megan. Another week of Offbeat Empire comments, and another week of dramatic interpretations by Offbeat Empire staff! This week we have the debut video from Offbeat Bride's newest editor, Chris Wolfgang. (She's the one who produces the pretty posts in our wedding porn category — you may remember her "peacock wet dream" reference this week?) Also in attendance via video this week: the Managing Editor of Offbeat Bride and Offbeat Home & Life, Megan; as well as Caroline, our copyeditor, assistant editor of Offbeat Home, and resident Mistress of the Dark; and me. Trivia: half of of these editors have not showered today. Can you tell which ones? Offbeat Home & Life On this post about smartphone etiquette, there were lots of great comments about how not to be "that guy." Wolfgang was especially taken by Okaybear's comment… which you'll be feeling if you've ever worked in the service industry: Ok, so a couple years ago we did this post about very black bedrooms. In an amazing example of why you should ALWAYS COMMENT when a post resonates with you (even if it's an older post) this comment basically has changed our copyeditor Caroline's life: And finally, Megan, filming in her bathroom for reasons that make sense because her favorite comment was on this post about Star Wars bathrooms: Offbeat Bride I love a reader with a filthy mind, even when they comment on Facebook. To understand this comment, you need to see these Disney-style napkin ring holders we featured: Now, let's talk about the second most magical place on earth: What were your favorite comments this week? Which awesome comments did we miss? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of the Offbeat Bride book, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. You can get to know her better on her Insta stories. PREVIOUS Schemes for 2015 Lovesick Expos (and musings on business partnerships) NEXT There but for the grace of pageviews go I: where blogging and my business are going Show/Hide comments [ 9 ] I love us. That is all. I don't like the best comment videos because I can't watch them on my phone, so I end up just not seeing them at all. Any way you could put the text comment or link to the comment along side the videos? The text before each video includes a link the comment being referenced. …i realized that JUST before you commented. Thank you. Aghh, I thought that's what they were too, maybe it's because the article about protecting your mattress from messy sex is still fresh in my mind. (Ariel, I've never seen you on video before, your voice sounds EXACTLY as I imagined) …Seattle accent, with a little tongue clicking and vocal fry tossed in? Day. Made. I can't wait for husband to get home so I can tell him that his poops have achieved internet fame These are the best! Ariel, your eyebrow wiggling makes me happy 🙂 And Caroline, you're awesome. You're adorable wrapped up in black and fishnet, and I LOVE it. Ohhh my god, you're the best haha <3 Comments are closed.